I seem to remember making this same topic, down to the assumptions Use the search button, n00b!111!!!11111!!!!1111!*

*add as many "!" and "1"s necesary to show parodyness-itude.

I'd see if I could get away with a simple "Why?". To which I'd expect to get a "Because." Or maybe a "How?" That one's a little harder to dodge without answering atleast a little bit.

If it were the stereotypical Christian one, my questions might end up slightly less "attempting to understand"ish and a tad more "wtf"ish. Maybe for a view of religion as He sees it.

What defines good believer? One who blindly follows the church? Because I call those people morons. Someone who believes blindly like that would've believed any variation of religion if they grew up with it. Doubt is essential. If we don't question things, we'll end up loosing everything we've accomplished as a race, and civilization would fall apart. *see selected areas of the Middle East

I refuse to believe that blind belief is a desirable characteristic.


Anyways, I'm one of those crazy people who wants to think people are idyllic and don't need the threat of eternal torment to keep them doing the "right" thing. Curse you, human nature, for constantly proving me wrong!

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Any "true believer" doesn't need testing.

People would still do immoral things even if God did show himself. They should get penalized worse for that.

Also, what would be wrong with more people going to heaven? If you're going to heaven then you're also implying that the person did not commit a murder, etc.

It would reduce the number of criminal acts.


Sandals are man made. You would be thanking the wrong person.



If there is a hell; I hope you spend eternity in it. No offense though!

My question for God would definatly be.. How do they get the jelly inside the jelly filled donuts.

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And the answer is...

"Why not?"

I would ask God "Why would you make Barbara Streisdand? WHY???"

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Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb

Can you make it so public sex isn't illegal or an innapropriate thing?

Thanks.

And/or:

Can you make it so women always accept a request to be laid?

Thanks a bunch.

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All the women in the world would have STD's.

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I would ask him what the meaning of life is

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I would ask him why my Taco Bell discontinued Crunchwrap Supremes.

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I remember asking my grandma what the meaning of life was. The answer i got: To serve god in his heavenly kingdom. that was the first time i have ever wanted to punch an old lady in the face....






call me cruel, screw you.=/

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I'm a fan of Scott Adams' idea of what the purpose of life is.
I believe it was ekattan who once made a thread about God's Debris.

Here's the link. It's an interesting read:
God's Debris


and my bad Froggy. I tried to merge my thread into your thread, but it turned out all bad. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

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