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Time to clear this up... this has been going on entirely too long. I got stoned one night and decided to write a story. This is the 'Bible' you may be familiar with. It's original name was actually 'Sp4rX's Amazing Adventure' but I guess some one decided it'd be hilarious to steal my work and label it 'The Bible'. Anyways... I wrote the Bible, dinosaurs did breathe fire, and the question mark is a marketing ploy created by e-pirates intended to cause global warming so they can rule the entire Earth, not just the seas. Gar.
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Time to clear this up... this has been going on entirely too long. I got stoned one night and decided to write a story. This is the 'Bible' you may be familiar with. It's original name was actually 'Sp4rX's Amazing Adventure' but I guess some one decided it'd be hilarious to steal my work and label it 'The Bible'. Anyways... I wrote the Bible, dinosaurs did breathe fire, and the question mark is a marketing ploy created by e-pirates intended to cause global warming so they can rule the entire Earth, not just the seas. Gar.
The Bible does sound like it was written by a bunch of stoners.
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The Bible does sound like it was written by a bunch of stoners.
I really love your signature. It seems open minded and intelligently thought out.
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Whoever thinks dinosaurs never where real is wrong u can research a lot of interesting facts about them which will make u change your mind
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I really love your signature. It seems open minded and intelligently thought out.
I cut out the "F**k your God" part just for you.
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I cut out the "F**k your God" part just for you.
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Find me the modern day animals that fit these descriptions

Job 40:15-24
  • It “eats grass like an ox.”
  • It “moves his tail like a cedar.” (In Hebrew, this literally reads, “he lets hang his tail like a cedar.”)
  • Its “bones are like beams of bronze,
    His ribs like bars of iron.”
  • “He is the first of the ways of God.”
  • “He lies under the lotus trees,
    In a covert of reeds and marsh.”
Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1. This is only a partial listing.just enough to make the point.
  • No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up.”
  • “Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?”
  • “His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted.”
  • “His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth.”
  • “Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart, or javelin. He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins.”
  • “On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear.”
  • Leviathan “played” in the “great and wide sea” (a paraphrase of Psalm 104 verses 25 and 26.get the exact sense by reading them yourself).
If you are having trouble finding the modern day animals that fit these descriptions I will make it easier for you. Try finding dinosaurs that fit these descriptions.
It isn't a dinosaur.
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There are no Dinosaurs that fit that description because no dinosaur has ever breathed fire you dumbass. That's a description of a Dragon which has never existed so your bible is based off of myths and fairy tales. GG
You do not know that. Do not call someone a dumbass when you can not prove that dinosaurs can not breathe fire. GG
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