Hello
Today, I was playing some Team Hardcore with some friends, and to my surprise, I spotted something flying overhead. Is it just my imagination, or something more.......you be the judge....
INVESTIGATION
Upon reading many of the theories, I decided to grab a fellow sleuth and crack them wide open. Here are my results:
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Current Theories: Quote:
Originally Posted by SicKtistiK  wow idk what to say, maybe brute shot? Is that even on Sanc? |
Answer: No brute shot on Sanctuary=theory not possible.
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Originally Posted by Love4Fire i dont want to ruin ur guys hunt for the aliens but im almost positive that it was a plasma pistol that was charged and shot into the air...
but id still like to think that its a ufo if u dont mind |
Answer: Theory busted in first investigation.
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Originally Posted by o KaRbOn o sticky??????? |
Answer: Theory busted in first investigation.
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Originally Posted by Newt19 probably a needle shot |
Answer: Theory busted in first investigation.
Until proven otherwise, the only solution was one stated by Midpoint. It is as follows: Quote:
Originally Posted by Midpoint I have a logical and accurate explanation for this.
If you recall some time ago, some members of the Halo community put in many hours of effort in unlocking the secret gates and switches for the campaign mode. Unbeknown to them, theyre work actually did have an effect, where they released an evil substance into the live community which totally disrupted everything.
It sent electromagnetic pulses throughout the system which resulted in epic p**is shrinkage in many - which led to their desperate compensation thru methods known as standbying and modding.
On the date 1/1/2007 (Which the digits when added up makes the number 11 which is always significant) The one millionth standbyer used his dark arts to cheat a poor innocent 8 year old noob who had just received his copy of Halo 2 for christmas. The virgin noob then cursed the Xbox live community with his final breath, as he carried out the standbyer's command to "kys."
As his blood spilled upon the dirty s-pad, the soccer ball on campaign mode burst, sending gases and flatulence into the air. Thus invigorating King Bond to reach the 8,000th post mark. I know, I know, but there is more.
Epic retardation ensued, thus causing some to run into a frenzy, and become paranoid. Then the ultimate tragedy ensued with the disbanding of bukkake teens. When the alliance by blood was broken, the little noobs curse infiltrated matchmaking - where it pounced on a young, pure, gentle unsuspecting individual known as Dundas. The noobs influence was so overwhelming that it cause dundas to do the unthinkable - mount the turrent on Sanctuary. The ultimate disgrace.
As a final sign, the Halo powers from above sent a scout ship to signal the beginning of the destruction of all thing xbox live, which our fair young hero Dundas observed with his wonderous eyes.
The end has drawn near - repent from your standbying sins, or face the ultimate wrath. Its real - as real as this jamacain rum sitting on my desk.
Some would say that this was actually a plasma pistol being discharged into the sky, but they are fools. Fools I tell you! Open your eyes wide, you can see the truth. |
UFO Sighting on Sanctuary
01-30-2007
Join Date: Jan 2006
Bears.
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