Thats like a professional paragraph .. wow.

Dude i've shaved my ass hair and i know exactly how you feel. Then i did it a 2nd time and it wasn't as bad.

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I can't help but laugh and be somewhat grossed out by that.

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That's disgusting. How can you have that much hair? The smell thing is completely wrong if he would just wipe his ass properly. :|

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You made the mistake of using a razor. Use a buzzer, you can buy the razor that has a small buzzer on the back for side burns and such. Works perfectly for pubes. Never itches, nothing. I assume you didn't put shaving balm on your ass afterward?

Rookies.

EDIT: Nevermind, not your write-up.

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Rookie.

You really must of had a disgusting asshole.
Like seriously.

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