I thought you portrayed the simplicity and mis-understanding of a young child very well, Tigga. It's very well done, good job.

I don't know. I didn't think it was very good. As a six year old I was very well aware of the dangers of a tornado.




Just kidding. I liked it, as I like most everything you write.

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LISTEN TO MY BAND.

Freshmen usually aren't as lucky as me, I thought during my study hall. Its been a long day. That old crab of an English teacher is really starting to get on my nerves. At least I don't have to worry about being picked on or pranked. I've got enough upperclassmen friends to keep me out of hazing and all that fun stuff.

Here comes Nick; a sophomore. We play Halo, a video game, online occasionally and usually get in trouble every study hall for talking. Dan should be coming soon since the bells about to ring.

“Hey Ginger!” Nick always joked with me about my red hair and freckles. Everyone does since that damn South Park episode. Many have entitled me 'The Masked Ginger', but that's a completely different story altogether.

“Hey noob.” If there was one thing Nick couldn't handle when we first became friends it was that I was better than him at Halo. Eventually, he got over it, but he still cringes every time I call him noob.

The bell rang.

“Where's Dan?” I asked Nick. He shrugged and looked towards the door.

There he was. Panting. The idiot probably ran from his locker on the other side of the building and a level up to here. He checks in with the teacher and gets the late check on his name. We beckon him over to us, laughing.

He was still out of breath when he got to the table. “Where were you?” Nick and I asked at the same time. He didn't answer, but dropped his bag down besides a chair and sat. I looked at Nick and started laughing.

It took a few minutes before Dan picked up his head to speak. “I went to McDonalds with this girl and we forgot the time,” he said. Nick and I nodded our heads in understanding.

“So... what are we going to do today?” They looked at me malevolently. “How about some paper football to She-man's table?” They nodded and we were off.

After about ten tries we gave up. We were only getting half way and none of us could aim worth a damn. Dan pulled out his notebook while Nick and I talked about Halo and played games on his calculator.

We had about twenty minutes left when Dan said, “I gotta go to the bathroom,” and dashed off.

He had left his work out. And so the evil begins...

We hastily grab his work and searched for what we could do. The paper was on his favorite food for Health class. He chose Apples. Nick reached in his bag and grabbed a pencil.

Three minutes later, it was complete.

-Next Day-

It had been an even longer day than yesterday, but one good thing had happened.

The old crab is GONE! YES!

Study Hall here I come! Today, nothing will bring me down... at least until after school.

Dan and Nick were already sitting at the table when I walked into the hall. I walk over to them laughing to myself about how great the day was going.

“Hey guys,” I said while flopping my bag down. “What's going on?” Dan looked a little distressed and Nick didn't know why either.

“I got a detention from my Health teacher,” Dan said. Nick and I realized what happened and started bawling on the table with laughter. We could feel other's eyes on us, but it was too funny. “What's so damn funny? Someone erased all the Apples on my paper and put Penis in their place!”

More laughter.

“We're sorry, dude,” I said between fits. “It's just too funny.”

Nick was about off his chair. “We didn't mean to get you a detention.”

Dan looked at us awed, but yet very angry. “You guys wrote that down?” We nodded, still laughing. “I can't believe you two wrote that.” More laughter. “My teacher was sooooo angry she said, 'This is not a joke! Your lifestyle is your own deal, but joking about Penis being your favorite food... don't do it again.'” He joined in on the laughter and we all went on with our days thinking the same thing.

Penises lead to detentions.

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E-Hug for you.

E-Hug for you.

<3, Tigga.

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E-Smile .

Whoa.

What E-Dentist do you use?

<3, Tigga.

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I loved that first story tigga but Apples and Detentions just killed. Keep em comming

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