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Old ass thread. lol.

Some of those stories were f..king great. Foreskin came off... lol
 
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I've been to that site before, roflmao .. dunno if i'll tell why.
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omg wow the matress thing sounds like what i do...
lol wtf he masturbates under his matress what the hell is he blowing a load under the matress?
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i just saw i go to the gym and jerk off a lot
what the hell
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LOL thats funny sh.t, about the last story.. how the hell does his other nipple swell up? lmao i think he is lieing and just wants people to get a good laugh out of it.
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Haha thank you very much for showing me this I just laughed for about 5 minutes

Ohh and that guy that said he jacked his junk like 15 times a day needs to get laid I mean DAMN
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I skeeted all over my kitty once, true story.
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After knowing that this is weird. It's kinda funny.
 
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Oh god, how do you live with yourself? With Caturday so close too...
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Some of that's disgusting, I don't want to read it all.
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