Stephen Lynch - Special Olympics

Watch them run, watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
Special Olympics
Watch them laugh, watch them drool
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving
At the Special Olympics

And I know full well, that I will burn in Hell
But, those guys playing wheelchair basketball has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
At the Special Olympics

Kid with downs wins the race
Even though he stood in place, Olympics
Special Olympics
Round his neck gold medals hung
Resting on his giant tongue, Olympics
Special Olympics

But, I kid when I sing
Cuz these games are a beautiful thing
Okay really, I'm just avoiding kharma cuz I know my children could be born crippled and blind then I would have to spend all my time
At the Special Olympics