Some great songs here (Cake -- local men who I love, Tentative -- Yeah. Enough said), but...

So many come to mind, but...

"The blood in my genes is tough like Buddy Lee" - Redman

"It smells like sh.t, GODDAMN!" - The Offspring

"Professor says what you wanna do? Sell drugs or get a degree?
Looked at him and smiled with 32 gold teeth
And said what you make in a year, I make it in a week" - Wyclef

"Alright, listen up right quick now
I'm the man with the plan and the white van
Rolling on big ass rims like theys hoola-hoops
All around town in the city of n00bz
Where the b..ches get played
And the players get paid
I gots a big ass d.ck that is putting b..ches in pain
Yous just a trick ass b..ch thats gonna swallow what I came
I got a mic and a beat and that's all that I need
To make a b..ch start begging to be on her knees (Please)
I'm like a pizza
White and cheesy
I can feed a family of four, WHAT? You want more?
At night I get sleezy
So f..king pimp you can call me easy (Easy?)
You're a clown
And now you're laying down on the ground with a frown on your face
And your style is wack
And I'm the mack
I'm no f..king thief but I know at any point I can steal your girl if I wanted to
But I don't because she's fat (OH!)
I wouldn't even touch with Boosti's d.ck
And if it meant all the not-whites in the world would vanish
I still wouldn't touch her (Oh)
And she's probably really hungry
Hungrier than your whole f..king family at a barbeque in Compton
With Kool-Aid, fried chicken (fried chicken?), and watermelon (and watermelon?)
BIATCH! Shiet.
Where's all my niggas at?
Where's all my b..ches at?
I just got mugged
All I saw was eyes and teeth
I don't know
Yo.
Yo, I like p.ssy
Any kind that I can get, I'm not choosy
No, just as long as it's wet
If it's not then I'm gonna use my fingers and my face
I'm going to lick it for an hour
Or maybe even seis(six in spanish) until it gets wet
Then I'm gonna hit that
Hopefully you're not fat
Yo yo yo, fat chicks need love too
Check it, check it, yo aight?!
Yo, I like fat chicks
Cause they suck me for days
I got this tiny weiner so hot b..ches complain
I'm not afraid
To stick my piece where the hole is the size of Africa and full of yeast
They fat girls, they love to eat
If I throw them a Reeses then they all fall to pieces
And immediately suck on my piece
Fat girls need loving too, hey!
Yo Boost, everybody's talking about like how fat girls need love,
And like, barbeques
But like, what I wanna know is
What about me? How do I get love?
Ah sh.t, f..k all that, you know
Come over and bend your little sweet ass over
I can do a little giraffe baby up in yo ass, playa"
-Saosin's Rap Party (quite possibly the greatest rap song ever)

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