Welcome To The Internet
by: Futuristic Sex Robotz

Sit down and take five while I defrag your drive,
with Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5,
if you bought MySpace Records Volume 1,
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun,
my harddrive is huge, MP3s are external,
back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal,
at the puter all night cause my life is nocturnal,
data backup assures that my porn is eternal,
"You crazy," that's what all those b..ches got to say,
so I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ,
friends only cause I don't want my Mom to see,
if she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable TV,
but I don't give a f..k about those internet hoes,
I gotta cut em off before they want to propose,
cause the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs.