Post any lyrics you've heard that struck you as particularly deep, funny, or just awesome in general. I'll start it off with a little Cake.
Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machette, to cut through red tape
With fingernails, that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long … long jacket