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The real problem with Christians
SicktistiK
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  #34 (permalink) Default 06-30-2008
 
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Oh here we go again. Let me summon up that post.

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The bible this, the bible that. Well you know what? I have a book as well.

A Velicoraptor by the name of Reproba Spes in the sky told me to worship him and sacrifice my house cat in order to clean and rid the world of sin. He said when Judgment Day comes He will spare my life, and the lives of others if we devote it to him. In order to prove his existence, I have a holy script of all of his demands and stories. Not only is this script sacred, its Jurassic.



I will pray for you that when judgment day comes, you will beg before Reproba Spes before you are dematerialized by the Tripods of the Apocalypse. Wake up, look at the trees look at the mountains, look at the fossils, look at the complexity of the Universe, and tell me there is no Creator. Covert to Somnium or repent...And be dematerialized.



SOMNIUM > CHRISTIANITY

LOLEDIT: I have more evidence of my god than you as well.

LOLEDIT2: You can't disprove my god, and if you try, I can just recite my book. Coincidentally, you can only recite yours in order to attempt to disprove mine. My god is better too, he has all of your false god's abilities, and then some talons. Oh and science and Evolution is blasphemy. Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins are working in the name of Ignarus, the most evil son of a b..ch to ever live. He betrayed Reproba Spes. And fell in the slippery slope of evil and dinosaur abortions.
Honestly, all you can do is back up your claims with a book or invalid interpretation (hence not factual) of how the universe works and its origins. You'll probably get dizzy by all the circular arguments you are going to/already did make....Unless you covert to Somniumism.
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