Here's the thing, twat. And I know it's really easy for you to dismiss paragraphs that intellectually threaten you, but try to pay attention to this one.

The internet is real; it exists within the real world; I am a real human being, as I assume you are, and we communicate through the internet. It's no different than communicating through a telephone or mail. Sociologically though, the internet is the greatest invention we've made yet because it allows socialization to go beyond the conventional social structures where you're geographically limited to knowing people around where you live. Before, you meet people you go to school or church with. Now, you can interact globally. It's the greatest social tool that exists.

So, you're not only acting like an idiot by dismissing the internet as an inadequate tool for socialization by suggesting it's not contained "in the real world," but when you say "In the real world I am ______" you show that you haven't created a clear identity. You're either the idiot we think you are, or a liar pretending to be the idiot we think you are. Either way, you seem socially retarded on several levels, incompetent to boot, and have your head so far up your own ass you fart snot when you sneeze.

What are you greater than anyone at?

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